Sometimes we all just need a good laugh. In the spirit of those who need to laugh today I am pasting an email a friend sent to me today. It is without a doubt a very funny answer to an age old question.
Should children witness childbirth? Good question.
Here’s your answer.
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could See while he helped deliver the baby… Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed And pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.. Kathleen quickly responded, ‘He shouldn’t have crawled in there in the first place…..smack his ass again!’
Have a wonderful day everyone!
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