Wicked Wednesday

No, not Wetsday today. Thought I’d mix it up a little, try out some other “W” words for a while. So if you’ve got any weird, wonderful, wild or witty suggestions, let me have your “W” and I’ll try to find the appropriate attractive gentleman’s picture to go with it.

Cause there is one thing you don’t have to worry (see what I did there? “W”!) about — Ro’mama is still out there combing the internet for the best of male celebrities. I know, I’ve been lax about the blogging here lately. Sue me, ok? I’m a volunteer.

But all that aside, I want to talk Marvel. As in, Avengers. Now, I don’t have to exaggerate the masculine hotness level of that movie to you ladies (you guys, too, if that’s the team you play on. No biases here.) We all know that Hemsworth, Jackson, Downey, Ruffalo et al are drop-dead gorgeous, and if you have not seen the movie, well, why are you reading this post? Turn off the computer and head on back to the convent.

Recently I spent several grueling hours examining each of the Avengers’ photos in detail, in an effort to decide which of them is in fact the most fabulous. It’s hard work, kids, but I do it for y’all. I started rating them on face, biceps, abs, and other (ahem! minds out of the gutter!) aspects of their hotness. And I came to an unexpected conclusion.

While I would be quite happy to invite any or all of the Avenger boys into my hot tub, I have to tell you, I think my top choice would be …. (drum roll)

LOKI.

Yes, I know he’s the bad guy. But I love me some bad boys. And while Tony Stark has the crazy-wild do-anything vibe, Thor has the scruffy-duffy sweaty look down to an artform, and Hulk has well-documented instances in which he loses the self-control in a major way, you know that deep in their hearts, these guys are just GOOD. They stand for truth, justice and the American way. And Cappy? Please. While he is a good lookin’ thing, he’s a bit straitlaced for this girl.

But Loki? I’m thinking that of all the Avenger gang, he’s gonna be the best in bed. Seriously, the guy will do anything. Absolutely no limits. He’s dark, sinister, and crazy in the Alan Rickman/Billy Zane mold, and that has an eternal appeal.

And besides, look at that helmet. You can tell that the guy is always …. (Oh, come on. Do I have to say it? It’s too easy.)

And although one of my twitterbuddies told me, “No, Arabella, those are NOT handles,” I will just paraphrase Antonio Banderas — for me, baby, they could be.

Badurday April 10, 2010

I watched a really intriguing movie this week called Twisted.  I’m behind the times. It came out in 2004. Never heard of it back then. It was really a good movie.  Had our bad boy in it as well as Ashley Judd and Samuel L. Jackson.  I recommend it.  My #2 son says that Samuel L’ Jackson says the “F” word in every single movie he’s in. Interesting side note- In the rated PG13 movie, 1401- Samuel said the “F” word. Wonder how they got that past the censors?

Ok. back to Badurday.   This guy was a member of the Godfather saga and was a bad boy in the Ocean’s movies.  He also played gangster Lucky Luciano in Hoodlum. 

But he has played some good guys. Lots of good guys.  He played a G-man in one of the first things I remembered seeing him in. The Untouchables. He was one of Ness’ men. Sean Connery was great  in that one, too. Kevin “whiney voice” Costner was passable.

Who can resist him?  And one of the most awesome things about him is the long term of his marriage.  27 years.  That to me, is dead sexy.  To stay true.  To one woman.

ANDY GARCIA: